๐ชฉ CATS Project DANCE FLOOR ยท LIVE ๐ชฉ
The official cat memecoin on Solana. No utility. No roadmap (well, a fake one โ see below). No promises. Just the eternal, undefeated power of real cat memes that already broke the internet years ago โ Maxwell, Floppa, Bingus, Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa, Oh Long Johnson. They live here now. They print money on Solana. Probably.
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Meet our CSO: BANANA CAT. Salary: paid in bananas. Job: being a cat in a banana suit. Performance: faster than Solana TPS. Vibing on Solana since day one.
โ straight from the meme archives of the internet. peak banana energy.
The board of directors of $MEOW. Each one has, at some point, single-handedly broken the internet and earned their place in the Sacred Roster of Online Cats. None of them know they have a token. That's part of the charm.
on a facetime call deciding the future of the project. nothing more important is happening anywhere on Earth right now.
if you haven't sung this in the shower, you're not getting the airdrop. simple.
our official spokesman. only says "oh long johnson". the press loves him.
technically a caracal, but in spirit โ a big floofy boss. holds the multisig wallet (he has the keys, somewhere, idk).
we know maxwell is also our CMO. yes, two positions. nepotism is the only utility this token has.
layer this over anything. the chart. your portfolio. your divorce. everything looks better.
/\_/\ /\_/\ /\_/\ /\_/\ ( o.o ) ( -.- ) ( ^.^ ) ( >.< ) > ^ < > ^ < > ^ < > ^ < HODLer accumulating mooning rugged
Numbers chosen by a focus group of 4 cats and a bowl of milk. Independently verified by a different cat.
A real roadmap would imply we know the future. We don't. Here's a fake one anyway.
It's not financial advice. It's barely advice. But here's the path:
install Phantom (or Solflare). it's the de-facto Solana wallet. write down the seed phrase. put it where your cat can't reach it (good luck).
buy SOL on any CEX (Binance/Coinbase/OKX) and withdraw to a Solana wallet (Phantom). don't send on Ethereum or any EVM chain โ that's how kittens cry.
open the DEX, paste the contract address from the top of this page, swap. set slippage to "I trust the cats" (~3-5%).
add to wallet. tell your friends. pet a real cat. check the chart no more than 47 times an hour.
Press the button โ get a fact. Each one is 60% true, 40% made up by our editor-cat. Don't fact-check, just believe.
One question. One answer. One eternal truth about your portfolio.
Leave a shill. (we don't host a backend โ just a vibe. comments live until you refresh, just like crypto attention spans.)
Frequently Asked, Anxiously Cope-d.
No. (Yes, that's exactly what a rug would say. Look โ LP is burned, CA is public, dev wallet is visible. Verify, don't trust. Always.)
Cats. That's it. Cats are the utility. If your bag goes up, the cats win. If it goes down, the cats still win because cats don't care about money. Pure asymmetric risk for them.
No. Those are real cats with real owners. We're fans. Big, embarrassing fans. Their images here come from public meme sources via Tenor's official embed system. If any creator wants attribution or removal, DM us โ we'll fix it within one cat-nap.
A serious question deserves a serious answer: cats are not serious, and Comic Sans is the official font of the un-serious internet. Helvetica was for finance bros. We are not finance bros. We are cat bros.
The moon is a colonized rock with no cats on it yet. We're going there to fix that. ETA: soonโข.
A small team of degens who have been online too long and love cats too much. The memes are real, pulled from the public internet, and Comic Sans was a deliberate war crime. We'll dox via the Telegram if asked nicely.
this site comes with VITAS โ The 7th Element looping in the background. yes, that song. yes, on a loop. it's the law. consent below.